broken down slow wrong way train travel scrabble scabies lice hotel party homebum fall/winter fucking awesome tour…
back in michigan for my birthday. havent touched a computer since phoenix. so heres a story of whats been happening in my life.
finally hopped out of phoenix after two weeks. but got on the wrong train. ended up in the middle of the yard in barstow. hopped outta barstow to needles. needles to winslow took 15 hours and normally takes six. hopped outta winslow train broke down in the middle of new mexico between belen and clovis. had no food for 30 hours ran outta water. decided to hitch. highway 60 is the least traveled highway in america. saw rattlesnakes and tarantulas but no rides. walked 15 miles to where the nearest town was supposed to be. it wasnt. laid in our sleeping bags on the side of the road as it started to get dark. got picked up by a rail crew van. brought us to clovis showed us the yard and an awesome bum feed right next to it. adopted three homebums in clovis. brought em on a train to kc. they sucked so we left them there. got punched and kicked in the head a bunch by some stupid fucking train kids in kcmo. too drunk. all i could seem to do is say, “ow, why are you doing that. ow why are you doing that.” hahaha hopped out to what we thought was going to be dallas/ft worth woke up in labbett or something stupid. got on a coal train there ended up in coal facility in prior creek, ok. hitched to tulsa. hopped a memphis train from there. got rained on for 8 hours. train stopped in jonesboro, arkansas. family of four took us in fora week and a half. bought us beer every day, a carton of smokes, and cooked some dank ass food when they didnt take us out to PIZZA. they took us to memphis to party. rob pissed on this car as the owners boyfriend was rolling up he tried to fight us and our new dad,(who could barely stand) but mom told him to shhhh and put us in the car. then they rented a van and drove us to nola for halloween. blacked out most of new orleans. pooped in a champagne flute, slept in some questionable places, trick or treated from a mattress on the sidewalk for booze. if they denied us we just yelled to get out of our room then. lost the car we were travelin in. slept in some burned down crack head squat gearless and fearless. got woken up by cops. got scabies. ha. went to florida got so many hotels. at least once a week. went everywhere. got yelled at for flying a sign pretty much everywhere there. woken up guns drawn in miami squat. key west fucking hates us. gave us 7 or 8 warnings we told em we had scabies. they told us theyd take us to jail if we fucked up on any of those warnings again. so we left. tourist trap anyways. back up the coast, over to the other coast, back to the east coast got rid of fuckin scabies. (take a shower. then use rough scrubbies and bleach EVERYWHERE on your body. even yr fucking balls. it hurts like hell) but it worked. scabie free since thanksgiving. went to a pre wedding party. my ladys dad had to carry me up the stairs to the hotel after i pissed two gallons he said. went to the wedding. switched to beer. beta fish in my fancy cup for the toast. swallowed that mother fucker. partied in gainsville. shot up to atlanta. security guard at red roof in let us into hotel room that was just vacated and smoked weed with us. went to louisville couldnt get a hold of our buddy and slept outside in my broken ass sleeping bag. cold as fuck. shot up to chicago hung out partied. then last night, picked up two thirty racks, and the enough forties and four loko to make the 3 hour drive to grand rapids fun as fuck. and here i am. probably missed a whole bunch of shit but hey.
pictures someday. probably while im still in town.
